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13 December 2004, 11:28

Every few weeks during the winter one or the other of my nipples (why usually my left?) starts getting a little itchy (dry skin, I suppose), so I find myself sort of idly scratching it, which, especially if there’s been any other special attention recently, by the next day leads to its getting sort of itchy/sore, which leads to my sort of idly scratching it some more, which draws my attention to it, which makes me wonder what’s going on with the other one, which makes it feel sort of itchy and unattended to, which makes me sort of scratch it too, which makes it eventually get sort of itchy/sore too, which eventually in a couple of days leads to my having incredibly fucking painful nipples that I can’t touch but that are driving me totally insane.

Once my kids and I were watching TV and I couldn’t stand it anymore and I just yelled out, “MY NIPPLES ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY!”

They tried to give me the line that that was “too much information.” I told them to wait until their nipples were driving them crazy and tell me that.


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  1. Eucerin cream. They’re just dry from rubbing against your clothes in the cold weather. :)
    Redhead    Dec 13, 12:38 PM    #
  2. Thankee, Ms. Red! Just for that I’m gonna drop off your spectacularly belated 30th birthday presents at Berkman today, if I can figure out where it is. . . .
    michaela    Dec 13, 01:12 PM    #
  3. MIKA! I can’t believe you left me such an extravagant gift and not your phone number. Let me buy you a drink this week? I’m in the next town over!
    Redhead    Dec 13, 04:00 PM    #
  4. Good afternoon. Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.
    I am from East and bad know English, tell me right I wrote the following sentence: “Debt consolidation credit counseling.”

    With love 8), Belinda.


    Belinda    Aug 4, 01:59 AM    #
  5. Can I just say few warm words ;) It’s so nice here, good atmosphere, well done :)!.
    I am from Malaysia and too poorly know English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: “Pricegrabber works hard to improve your online.”

    :p Thanks in advance. Andy warhol bathroom accessories.


    Andy warhol bathroom accessories    Aug 10, 03:13 PM    #
  6. Good morning. The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star.
    I am from Guinea and learning to write in English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: “However, I remain persuaded that a real.”

    THX 8-), Atara.


    Atara    Aug 18, 05:22 PM    #
  7. Good morning. A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
    I am from Morocco and too poorly know English, tell me right I wrote the following sentence: “She noticed her people in 1895 and here admitted break year in africa.”

    Waiting for a reply :-(, Distance education classes.


    Distance education classes    Nov 11, 09:56 PM    #
  8. Could you help me. If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read “President Can’t Swim”.
    I am from Senegal and too poorly know English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: “Insurance auto, travelers, through its dealerships and usually 14,000 sure policies and levels, says suspicious and actual insurance and auto deal costs and rules to laws, coverage companies, minds, and losses.”

    Waiting for a reply :D, Lowest auto insurance rates.


    Lowest auto insurance rates    Dec 6, 08:14 AM    #
  9. Nice boobs on the photo :)


    Dating    Apr 15, 04:33 PM    #
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